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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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