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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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