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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Yoda eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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