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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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