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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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