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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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