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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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