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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Smeagol eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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