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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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