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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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