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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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