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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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