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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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