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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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