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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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