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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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