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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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