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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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