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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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