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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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