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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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