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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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