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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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