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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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