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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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