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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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