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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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