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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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