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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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