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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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