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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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