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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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