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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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