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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Tilly eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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