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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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