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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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