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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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