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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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