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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maya eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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