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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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