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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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