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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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