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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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