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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃
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