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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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