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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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