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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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