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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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