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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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