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Pet death

My step-auntie Betty had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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